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Dirty No Dey Kill African Man

By April 24, 2019 No Comments

“Mama!!!” she cried out in horror, “there’s something in my plate.”
“Food! That’s what,” the middle age woman with one too many scars on her face snapped, her eyes narrowed into slits as she turned to face her daughter, “Don’t even think about wasting my food.”
“It looks like rat shit,” the teenager countered, fighting back the urge to vomit.
“Dirty no dey kill African man,” her father slurred amidst sips from his bottle of gin.
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So, when the teenager began to feel feverish and vomit, they looked the other way until the doctors came and called her patient zero.

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