“Negative, no sign of the target,” the first spy radios.
“I spy the target. Target is asleep. I repeat, target is asleep,” the second spy announces.
“All clear. No sign of movement,” another spy confirms.
“Great. Now follow my lead,” the leader commands his followers.
They move stealthily in the dark towards the target. Set to attack. Suddenly, a heavy thud erupts. Too late for the attackers. They are trapped under a heavy object.
“You lie bad, not today!” the target shouts. He crashes the bedbugs with the sole of one pair of his shoes. Not a single bug survives.